it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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