just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
