Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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