You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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