Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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