well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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