Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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