i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
tell me about the eggs
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