Non-Jews are for practice
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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