Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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