Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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