careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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