What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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