When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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