try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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