he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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