try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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