I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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