Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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