At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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