My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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