No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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