sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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