It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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