My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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