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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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