Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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