Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it glows. i had to have it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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