guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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