No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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