I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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