would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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