Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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