I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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