are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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