Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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