We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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