i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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