Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
