Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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