Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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