i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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