What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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