Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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