I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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