We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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