I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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