all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my shit smells like andre
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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