dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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