There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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