How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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