Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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