i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
