Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I have already put on my inside pants.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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