Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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