so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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